Vassili Zaitsev
Dickie Greenleaf
Will Francis
Steven Grlscz
Gigolo Joe
Graham
Brad Stand
Jerome Eugene Morrow
Dr. John Watson
Jack Burden
Dan
Inman
Ted Pikul
Errol Flynn
Jeremy
Harlen Maguire
Milo Tindle
Terry Husk
Sky Captain
Lord Alfred 'Bosie' Douglas
Lemony Snicket (voice)
Imaginarium Tony 2
Remy
Billy Carl Hanson
Alfie
Henry VIII
Minx
Hugo's Father
Billy
Ethan / SS Officer
Alan Krumwiede
Jude
Danny Kowalski
Jude
Pitch (voice)
Stormtrooper
Dr. Friedrich Ritter
Self
Dr. John Watson
Karenin
Secretary
Michael Daly
Young Author
Jonathan Banks
Self
Self
Self
Dom Hemingway
Self
Captain Robinson
Bradley Fine
Thomas Wolfe
Self
Vortigern
Self
Mayor's Stableboy
Colin Henderson
Self
Vladimir Putin
Self
And Yet Another Fan
Manager
Self
Gino
Albus Dumbledore
Ted Davidoff
Iain Boyd "B"
Self
Rory O'Hara
Young Man
Yon-Rogg
Self
Man on Roof
Albus Dumbledore
Self
Self
James Hook
Self
Sam
Charles (voice) / Sadie (voice) / Maitre D (voice)
Self (uncredited)
Self
Dr. John Watson
Self
Self
Self
Self
Self
Self
Self
Self - Guest
Self
Self
Self - Host
Self - Cameo (uncredited)
Lenny Belardo / Pope Pius XIII
Jude Law
Joe Barnes
Charles (voice)
Jod Na Nawood
Yon-Rogg (voice)
Captain Hook (archive footage)
Jake Friedken
Self
Self
Pius XIII / Lenny Belardo
Sam
Self
Self - Guest
Siegfried