Minister
John Giles / Selig
Harry
Sgt. Skip Sisson
Car Salesman
Detective (as Thomas Poston)
Frank Beane
Father Zabriskie
Tom Penderel
Mr. Stopworth
William Bensinger
Prof. Jonathan Jones
J. Arthur Conrad
Omar Krepps
Lieutenant Magee
Marty Gibson
Tom
Reverend Hayworth
Don Corman
Trinculo
Gordon Hargrove
Lord Palimore
Burt Sigurdson
Jim Morrison
Bill Conner
Capital City Goofball (voice)
Sidney 'Uncle Bouncy' Barish
Mr. Vance
Clerk
Mickey O'Day
Ed Yablonsky
Mr. Popper (voice)
Clown
Dr. Art Hibke
Self
Franklin Delano Bickley
Tommy Rooney
Dr. Gillespie
Tom Porter
George Utley
Mr. Looney
Jake
Alec Gordon
Mysterious "Dead Man"
Merle
Norman
Dr. Zharko
Tom
Herb
Fiedler
Charlie Denham
Standard Who
Damon Jerome
Self
Self
Mortgage Banker
Earl
Tom Poston
Self
Doc Parseghian
Self - Mystery Guest
Car Salesman
Sentry
Floyd Norton
Trinculo
Self - Laurel & Hardy
Self - Master of Ceremony
Self - Comedian
Self - Guest
Homeless Man
Janitor / Lieutenant Courtney
Roscoe Harvey
Jerry Fleisher
Ned
Ted
Self - Panelist
Lenny
Self
Old Man Swenson
Phineas T. Swenson
Daniel Baker
Cliff Murdock
Self
Self
Self - Celebrity Panelist
Self
Self
Lt. Franklin
Mr. Bickley