Newcaster
Deputy Ruddy
Mr. Leonard
Callabresse
Det. Sam Baluzy
Leo Mintz
Det. Percy Harris
Det. Monroe
Butch
Reporter
Capt. Conklin
Self
Michaelangelo
Sgt. Tom Goodie
Mookie
Bill / Waiter / Bingo Host
Teacher
Herb Jasper
The Landlord
The Colonel
The Pilot
Glen Braxton
Detective Sergeant Al 'Moose' Lepinsky
Wilkie
Large Al
Steve
Webber
Fred Roberts
Agent Young
Regis Leonard
Mac Burley
Jerry Bensinger