Richard Stander
Exion
Amarillo Slim
Larry Grubman
The Narrator / The Navy Suit
Dr. W.B. Miller
Captain Will Howard
Randy McNabb
Billy Parke
Buzz
Santaman (voice)
Ron
French Waiter / Douglas the Hotel Clerk
Narrator (voice)
Col. Aiden Wexler
Frank Greenlee
Milton / Dr. Perseco
Dean Marshall
Adrian
Live Volcano Reporter (voice) (uncredited)
Vista Producer
Dr. Baxter
Dad
John
Narrator (voice)
Barry
Imperial Guard #3 (voice) (uncredited)
Rolf (voice)
Assistant Counsel Howard P. Willens
Doug Ellis
Barry
Daniel Hanley
Technician #1
Caleb Brown
Azzo of the North
Leonard Mason
Mirror / Sedgwick (voice)
Van Helsing
Austin
Zepht
Superman (voice)
Craig
Ned Batter
Dweeby Executive
Randy Thompson
Chase (voice)
Tom Speakman
USOJ Blake Simon
Rick Stewart
Conrad Dean
Dr. Alan Ganzel
Ambrose
Colonel Rawls / College Student #1 (voice)
Colonel Rawls / Chess TV Announcer (voice)
Judge Ear / Jury / Ear (voice)
Colonel Rawls / Professor Prankenstein / Guard #1 (voice)
Colonel Rawls / Tom / Canadian #1 (voice)
Colonel Rawls / Hans / Bruce (voice)
Colonel Rawls / Fist Pump Guy (voice)
Anti-Pops Guard #1 / Guard #2 (voice)
Colonel Rawls / Jamaican Guy / Anti-Pops Guard #1 (voice)
Rob Carter
Colonel Rawls (voice)
Omnipod (voice)
Peter Filsinger
Wally (segment "The Scoop")
Agent Norton
Charlie Reed
Pa Kettle
D.C.
David
Mr. Krouse
Ben
General Bob (voice)
Bill Moss
Father Nelson
Wooten
Opening Announcer (uncredited) (voice)
Rob Nelson
The Incarnate (voice)
Man in Suit