Police Chief
Sheriff Perry
Lt. Galvan
Pat Travis
Bus Driver
Roger
Chief Ted Green
Captain Morino
Hank
Chuck Horner
Rhinestone Heckler / Bettor
Self
Sheriff
Norris
Thistle Jinn (voice)
Det. Harris
Dade
General Hodges
Policeman (voice)
Scoutmaster
Detective Warshowski
Repo Man
Granger
Buck James
Oscar Simpson
Club Owner
Tough Cop
Podacter
Crawford
Customer
Sherriff
Studio Guard
Plainclothes Officer
Lieutenant Goodwin
Sketch
Deputy Charlie
Dragon Basketball Coach
General
Deputy Wallace
Capt. Dalton
Harry Lang
George Wolchezk
Old Man Hemingway (voice)
Jessup
Joe Keller
Pundit (voice)
The Old Man's fishing buddy
Nicky
Sonny Tompkins
Captain Dalton
Harold Munday
Additional Voices (voice)
Antisocial Trucker
Bus Driver
Chief Harrigan
Detective
Harvey Hoffman
Dennis Banks
Cop
Coach Harrell
Whitey Holland
Mike McKewen
Dusty
Cooking Contest Prize Announcer
Bob Pepper
Officer Winchell
Trainer
Al (segment "Dead Right")
Plesac
Mr. Heggie
Customs Inspector Fred Lowry
Jerry
Coroner (segment "The Passenger List")
Apartment Manager
Frank Martin
Dr. Bannerman
Preacher
Freddie Devilla
Military Teacher
Det. 'Barrel' Johnson
George Wolchezk
Police Sergeant
Gavin Cutler
Butch
Barrel
Fire Captain
Sgt. Kenton (voice)
Montana Congressman
Bibbo Bibowski
Bob's Father (voice)
Jerry
Captain Tulleni
Waiter
Clarence
Sheriff Baker
Ranger Mark