Milton McClane
Gant
Archie
Bryce
Dan Green
Swedish Car Enthusiast
Warren
Don Kirshner
Narrator (voice)
Saul Bass
Dr. Dean
Paul
Barky Brewer
Aloysius Benheim
Dr. Strauss
Andy french
Kevin (as Wally Ward)
Percival 'Perry' Barnett
Paul
Peter Thiel
Paul Hendler
David Hodges
Mike
Kirby
The Weenies
Jay Bernstein
Jay
Bruce Lindsay
Vegas X Supplier
Jimmy Pierson, Jr.
Babe
Henry
Mr. Confer
Jim Fields
Danny / Guard (voice)
Dr. Viceroy
Bruce Craddock
Aaron Spelling
Dr. Granger
Man
Pete Begler
Claude Clochet
Harry
Gordon Caplan
Private Anson W. Pucket (segment "The Unknown Soldier") (uncredited)
Senator Estes Kefauver
Backwash
Alan
Todd Merlin
David Hodges
Flotter T. Water III
Andy French (voice)
Lucas
Steve DeWitt
Phil
Nelson Baxley (segment "Time and Teresa Golowitz")
Van Holtzman
Jeff
Ron Hansen-Bhattacharyya
Dr. Melvoin
Willis Teitlebaum
Ratner
Neil
Levi Chase
Mark Ludlow
Orm / Ocean Master (voice)
Melville Phipps
Brian O'Keane
Ezekiel / Daniel Faraday
Charlie Stickney
Sven (voice)
Josh Blair
Terry Anders
David Hodges
Jerry
Man in Bathroom
Auggie Cartwright
Duncan Jacott
Wayne Macabre (voice; uncredited)
Charlie Blum
Prince Bobby / Fish (voice)
Karl / Clayface II (voice(
Smoltz (voice)
Care-bots (voice)
Davis
Steve Corridan
Courthouse Clerk
Michael
Louis Freeh
Alan Brady
Edward Pilson
Brian
Stewart
Willy
Kyle Murphy
Mr. Sawyer
Poole
Tom Metcalfe
John Copple
A.J.
Ken
Dr. Damien Hodgman
Robert
Harold Weisner
Babe
Anarky / Lonnie Machin (voice)
Anarky / Lonnie Machin / Thug #1 (voice)
Anarky / Lonnie Machin / Weapons Buyer (voice)
Dr. Tyson
Mr. Harlan