Phil's Assistant Kenny
Stanford Blatch
Board Member
Cappie Caplan
Grant Strong
Maitre D'

John

Sonny Spike

Ted Muntz

Dick

Stanford Blatch

Ralph

Orville Chisholm

Brian

Lee Harvey Oswald

Carl

Self

Bruce

Cuffy

Dan Karlin


Gladstone's Assistant

Limus

Nerd Student

Willie

Corporate Guy

Writer

Bob

Patsy

Ticket Agent

Joel Goldman

Jerry Peters

Guy in Restaurant

Dr. Zit Face / High School Pal

Kevin


Evan


Erin

Lonny

Agent Norm

Waiter

Ray Tanton

Purse Snatcher

M. Brack

Frat Boy

Stanley Nussbaum

Vic Montana

Dick

Craig

Self

Carl Laemmle (voice)

Danny

Principal Wilson

Simon

Nitwit Executive

Brett

Rusty

Francis Reynolds


Casino Manager

Himself

Francis

Jack


Self

Richard

Salesman (as William Garson)

Meyer Dickstein

Ian Sutter

Ted

Steve

Riga

Heavy Metal Roadie

Pete Natelson


Bud Simmons

Alan Hitchens

Henry Coffield

Randall

Seymour

Henry Weems

Stanford Blatch

Dr. Staven

Quinton 'Roach' Freely

Leo Navarro

Martin Lloyd

Ned

Stanford Blatch

Alik Idell / Lee Harvey Oswald

Mozzie

Dr. Nick Beckman

Self

Dr. Kreutz

Ian Sutton

Self

Mr. Kroop
Self

Lenny Spinelli

Little Brother

Kurt

Dick Dicker

Self

Walter

Steve Lomeli

Self

Ross Bowman / Amphorian / Cupid

Self

Mr. Frenchy

Dr. Mosley

Carl

Dr. Brotz

Gerard Hirsch

Gerard Hirsch

Self - Guest

Security Guard

Georges Tilleu aka The Nose

Waiter

Phil Roman

Eddie Brenner

Annoying Guy

Clerk

Willie

Spencer

Tommy

Alan Farmer

Frank Shea

D.A. Frank Shea (uncredited)

Carl

Willie Dretler

Mervyn

The Minister

Deke

Leonard Voss

Self
Director