Phil's Assistant Kenny
Stanford
Board Member
Cappie Caplan
Grant Strong
Maitre D'
John
Sonny Spike
Ted Muntz
Dick
Stanford Blatch
Ralph
Orville Chisholm
Brian
Lee Harvey Oswald
Carl
Self
Bruce
Cuffy
Dan Karlin
Gladstone's Assistant
Limus
Nerd Student
Willie
Corporate Guy
Writer
Bob
Patsy
Ticket Agent
Joel Goldman
Jerry Peters
Guy in Restaurant
Dr. Zit Face / High School Pal
Kevin
Evan
Erin
Lonny
Agent Norm
Waiter
Ray Tanton
Purse Snatcher
M. Brack
Frat Boy
Stanley Nussbaum
Vic Montana
Dick
Craig
Self
Carl Laemmle (voice)
Danny
Principal Wilson
Simon
Nitwit Executive
Brett
Rusty
Francis Reynolds
Casino Manager
Himself
Francis
Jack
Self
Richard
Meyer Dickstein
Ian Sutter
Ted
Steve
Riga
Heavy Metal Roadie
Bud Simmons
Alan Hitchens
Henry Coffield
Randall
Seymour
Henry Weems
Stanford Blatch
Dr. Staven
Quinton 'Roach' Freely
Leo Navarro
Ned
Martin Lloyd
Stanford Blatch
Alik Idell / Lee Harvey Oswald
Mozzie
Self
Dr. Kreutz
Ian Sutton
Self
Mr. Kroop
Self
Lenny Spinelli
Little Brother
Kurt
Dick Dicker
Self
Walter
Steve Lomeli
Ross Bowman / Amphorian / Cupid
Self
Mr. Frenchy
Dr. Mosley
Carl
Dr. Brotz
Gerard Hirsch
Gerard Hirsch
Self - Guest
Security Guard
Georges Tilleu aka The Nose
Waiter
Phil Roman
Eddie Brenner
Annoying Guy
Clerk
Willie
Spencer
Tommy
Alan Farmer
Frank Shea
D.A. Frank Shea (uncredited)
Carl
Willie Dretler
Mervyn
The Minister
Deke
Director