Grandpa Fred
Hilton Barber
Mr. Lundy
Wally
Stanislav Korzenowski
Leo Alderman

Daniel Christie

The Judge

E. Garner Goodman

Von Metz

Will Darnell

Ernie Merriman

Lou Potts

Father Mihail Fonescu

E. T.

Inspector Fenwick

Col. 'Bear' Berrineau

Joseph 'Don Giuseppe' Vincenzo

Keegan

Bishop Richard Baker

Bishop Hollister

Bishop Walkman

Narrator
The Dictator (voice)

Grandpa Irving

Self

Chief Justice

Capt. Fitzgerald

Herb

Bill

Dr. Walter Hovde

Horace Stonehall

Brontë's Lawyer

Billy Flynn

Hoke

Hiram Calder

Judge Philip Erbsen

Father Cavanaugh

Rosh Benefield

McKenzie

Nick

Jim Conway

Father Wymond
The Storyteller (Voice)

Dancer

Andrey Botvinnik (segment "A Walk in the Woods")

Andrey Botvinnik

Maggie's Father

The Chairman

Network Chairman (uncredited)

Lineup Gallery Cop

Judge Henry Harper

Maishe
Self

Secretary of War Stanton


Navy Captain Franklin Howe

Pat Chase


Dr. Sutton A. Vogel

T.H. Houghton

Rosh Benefield

Wayne Rutley


Lenny

Tommy's Dad

Self - Nominee & Performer

Edmund Bacon (voice)

Father Patrick Martin

Stan Jablonski

Bishop Patrick Shea

Tom Watson

Gen. Aleksey Rudenski

Hoke

Dr. Robert Harrigan

Coach 'Jake the Snake' Connelly

McLeague

Self - Nominee

Larry Cerreta