Lew Landers
Vice Principal Rusty Thorne
Voice Over Announcer
Gloria's Secret Service Agent #2
Self
Clay
Game Show Moderator
Lance Harper
Bill
Howard
Drew
Dean Stockwell
Lacey Party Guest
Bruce Manson
Eagle Pennell
Josh Turner
Bud McNair
Newsman
Mandy's Dad
Lew Landers (WDHB-TV reporter)
Russell
Larry Hertzog
Agent Kirby
Guy Corbin
(segment "Take My Life...Please!")
Plastic Surgeon (as Jim MacKrell)
Agent Larry Robertson
The Passenger
Self
TV Commentator
Internal Affairs Detective
Charlie Wilson