Casts

Leslie Nielsen

Lt. Frank Drebin

Priscilla Presley

Jane Spencer

George Kennedy

Ed Hocken

O. J. Simpson

Nordberg

Fred Ward

Rocco

Kathleen Freeman

Muriel

Anna Nicole Smith

Tanya

Ellen Greene

Louise

Ed Williams

Ted

Raye Birk

Papshmir

Matt Roe

Clayton

Wylie Small

Defense Attorney

Sharon Cornell

Stenographer

Earl Boen

Dr. Eisendrath

Jeff Wright

Store Manager

Lorali Hart

Melon Lady

Mallory Sandler

Grocery Mother

K.L. Segal

Purse Woman

Brad Lockerman

Jason

Rosalind Allen

Bobbi

Charlotte Zucker

Nurse

Lois de Banzie

Dr. Kohlzak

Doris Belack

Dr. Roberts

Nigel Gibbs

Carjacker

Andre Rosey Brown

Corridor Guard

Randall "Tex" Cobb

Big Hairy Con

Ann B. Davis

Alex Zimmerman

Mess Hall Convict

Marc Alaimo

Trucker

Tom Finnegan

Priest

Hammam Shafie

Cabbie

Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter

Cabbie

Danny Daniels

Cabbie

Joe Grifasi

Director

Vanna White

'Weird Al' Yankovic

Rick Scarry

Security Guard

Mary Lou Retton

James R. Scribner

Phil Donahue's Make-Up Man

Lou Felder

Presenter

Chrissy Bocchino

Mother Theresa

Pia Zadora

Joe D'Angerio

Security Guard

Gary Cooper

Cop

Christopher J. Keene

Cop

Joe Flood

Cop

Scott Evers

Umpire

Paul A. Hutton

Doctor

Burton Zucker

Clinic Patient

Susan Breslau

Train Lady #1

Erin MacArthur

Train Lady #2

Marcy Goldman

Train Lady #3

David Zucker

Teleprompter Guy

Robert K. Weiss

Tuba Player

Peter Segal

Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'

Robert LoCash

Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'

William Kerr

Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'

Jolie Chain

Producer's Wife

Wendy Hogan

Producer's Wife

Jeri Caldwell

Producer's Wife

Michael Ewing

Assistant Director

David Malloy

Maalox Boy

Vanessa Sandin

Gabriella

Julie Strain

Dominatrix

Andrew Craig

Bryce Porterhouse Guard

David Fresco

Lifetime Award Recipient

Bill Erwin

Conductor

Adam Hasart

Frank Jr.

John Capodice

Mr. Big

Glen Chin

Sumo Wrestler

Philip Yamaguchi

Sumo Wrestler

Florence Henderson

Tim Bohn

Waldo

Timothy Watters

President Clinton

Eugene Greytak

Pope

Aaron Seville

Cop

Blane Savage

Dancer

Michael Chambers

Dancer

T.C. Diamond

Dancer

Brett Heine

Dancer

Jerald Vincent

Dancer

Wayne 'Crescendo' Ward

Dancer

Brian Wightman

Dancer

Bryan Anthony

Dancer

Paul Feig

Oscar Audience Member

Joel Madison

Oscar Audience Member

Steve Pepoon

Oscar Audience Member

Scott Herriott

Oscar Audience Member

Edward Weber

Oscar Audience Member

Adrienne Parsons

Mercedes Lady

Robert J. Elisberg

Taxi Driver

Elisa Gabrielli

Mourner

Taran Killam

Boy of Geriatric Park

Marianne Davis

Girl of Geriatric Park

Bill Zuckert

Old Man

Nikki Segal

Screaming Supermarket Baby

James Earl Jones

James Earl Jones (uncredited)

Raquel Welch

Raquel Welch (uncredited)

Shannen Doherty

Shannen Doherty (uncredited)

Elliott Gould

Elliott Gould (uncredited)

Mariel Hemingway

Mariel Hemingway (uncredited)

R. Lee Ermey

Prison Guard (uncredited)

Thomas Rosales Jr.

Prisoner #2 (uncredited)

Morgan Fairchild

Morgan Fairchild (uncredited)

Bruce A. Young

Tyrone (uncredited)

Olympia Dukakis

Olympia Dukakis (uncredited)

Symba

Oscar Guest in Birdcage Skirt (uncredited)

Heather Hewitt

Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)

Susan McNabb

Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)

Crews

Pat Proft

Writer

David Zucker

Writer

Peter Segal

Director

Robert LoCash

Writer

Jim Abrahams

Executive Producer

Robert K. Weiss

Producer

Gil Netter

Executive Producer

Jeff Wright

Associate Producer

Simone Boisseree

Stunts

Paul E. Short

Stunts

Al Goto

Stunts

Eugene Collier

Stunts

Marian Green

Stunts

Ira Newborn

Original Music Composer

Robert M. Stevens

Director of Photography

Bruce Crone

Art Direction

Jeff Imada

Stunts

Gene LeBell

Stunts

Thomas Rosales Jr.

Stunts

Chuck Picerni Jr.

Stunts

Robert LoCash

Co-Producer

Ashley Burnham

Art Department Coordinator

Jerry Zucker

Executive Producer

James R. Symons

Editor

Robert L. Anderson

Construction Coordinator

Robert Primes

Additional Photography

Joseph Musso

Production Illustrator

William C. Gerrity

Co-Producer

Mary E. Vogt

Costume Design

Lawrence G. Paull

Production Design

Steve Koch

Sculptor

David Zucker

Producer

Richard W. Jones

Greensman

John Berger

Set Designer

Michael Ewing

Associate Producer

Pamela Basker

Casting

Kathe Klopp

Set Designer

Stephen Abrums

Makeup Artist

Vince del Castillo

Transportation Coordinator

Paul Avery

Lighting Technician

Gil Gagnon

Production Coordinator

Hank Garfield

Sound Mixer

Bob Moore Jr.

Set Costumer

Brad Kuehn

Digital Effects Supervisor

Bill MacSems

Property Master

Burton Lindemoen

Rigging Grip

Mykel Denis

Visual Effects Coordinator

Marjorie K. Chan

Costume Supervisor

Clark 'Cajun' Davis

Craft Service

Anna Baltimore

Set Medic

Kate Brinegar

Casting Associate

William C. Gerrity

Unit Production Manager

Miranda Garrison

Choreographer

Don Lee

Digital Compositors

Pamela Bentkowski

Foley Editor

Joseph A. Ippolito

Supervising Sound Editor

Robert J. Elisberg

Unit Publicist

Gregory Gontz

First Assistant Editor

Michael P. Finnegan

Propmaker

Ron Phillips

Still Photographer

John Hockridge

First Assistant Director

Phil Hetos

Color Timer

Peter McKernan Jr.

Aerial Coordinator

David Emmerichs

Steadicam Operator

Tom Randol

Set Dressing Artist

Greg Cantrell

Rigging Gaffer

Richard Anton

Driver

Phil Adams

Stunts

Renée George

Electrician

Anne Couk

Assistant Sound Editor

Jeff Case

Grip

Elaina P. Schulman

Hairstylist

Jeff Jarvis

Special Effects Coordinator

Alexandra Datig

Stand In

Jeff Carson

Music Editor

Raymond A. McLaughlin

Transportation Captain

Eric Klosterman

Location Manager

Elton MacPherson

Production Accountant

Gloria D'Alessandro

Sound Editor

Michael Tadross

Executive In Charge Of Production

David Kuklish

Visual Effects Supervisor

Andy Gill

Stunts

Laura Albert

Stunts

Jeffrey G. Barnett

Stunts

Robert Fernandez

Scoring Mixer

Peewee Piemonte

Stunts

Jimmy N. Roberts

Stunts

Stephen Janisz

ADR Editor

John Cassel

Special Effects Technician

David Thornsberry

Assistant Location Manager

Ken Dufva

Foley Artist

Brigette Lester

Assistant Production Coordinator

Alberto S. Ramos

Dolly Grip

Robert K. Weiss

Second Unit Director

Paul E. Sutton

First Company Grip

Ira Newborn

Conductor

Doug Netter

Art Department Production Assistant

Violet Cazanjian

Second Second Assistant Director

Leslie J. Kovacs

Chief Lighting Technician

Christopher G. Feederle

Assistant Property Master

Eric Gotthelf

Foley Mixer

Fred Stafford

Supervising ADR Editor

Margaret E. Elliott

Extras Makeup Artist

Hubie Kerns Jr.

Stunt Driver

Barbie Block

Casting Assistant

Theresa Repola Mohammed

Negative Cutter

Bruce Paul Barbour

Stunt Double

Richard Patterson

Digital Supervisor

Felicidad Contreras

Payroll Accountant

Joseph J. Kontra

Second Assistant Director

Benny McNulty

Assistant Chief Lighting Technician

Bill Cochran

Special Effects Assistant

David B. Miller

Special Props

Michael Cain

Generator Operator

Ellis Cohen

Costumer

Douy Swofford

Title Designer

Bob Baron

ADR Mixer

Steven W. Gage

Second Company Grip

Jeremy Alter

Production Assistant

Patricia Tallman

Stunts

Mary Peters

Stunts

Debbie Lynn Ross

Stunts