Casts
Danny Dyer
John Smith
Sarah Harding
Stephanie Smith
Denise Van Outen
Michelle Smith
Neil Morrissey
Gary Gardner
Kellie Shirley
Susie Browning
Christopher Biggins
Bobby Franklin
Lionel Blair
Cyril
Jeffrey Holland
Dick Holland
Richard Briers
Newspaper Seller
Barry Cryer
Busker
Judi Dench
Bag Lady
Rolf Harris
Busker
Cliff Richard
Busker
Ian Cullen
Gareth Marks
Nicholas Le Prevost
D. S. Porterhouse
Pamela Cundell
Peter Blake
Man reading newspaper
Ben Cartwright
D. S. Troughton
Derek Griffiths
Stockwell Police Officer
Jean Fergusson
Exercising Woman
Jennifer Wilson
Vicki Michelle
Tourist
Jenny Seagrove
Taxi Passenger
Russ Abbot
Hospital Patient
Nicky Henson
Hospital Patient
Bernard Cribbins
Hospital Patient
Brian Murphy
Allotment Man
Marcia Warren
Woman on Seat
June Whitfield
Exercising Woman
Maureen Lipman
Exercising Woman
Katy Manning
Exercising Woman
Liza Goddard
Exercising Woman
Su Pollard
Shopkeeper
Andrew Sachs
Clumsy Waiter
Derek Fowlds
Man in Hat
Robin Askwith
Bus Driver
Mark Wingett
Man Outside Cafe
Sylvia Syms
Hip Operation Woman
Donald Sinden
Man on Bus
Finty Williams
Wendy Craig
Nanny
Geoffrey Palmer
Man on Toilet
Lynda Baron
Nurse
Frank Thornton
Man on Bus
Bill Pertwee
Man on Bus
Tony Britton
Man on Bus
Wanda Ventham
Woman on Bus
Michael Cochrane
Man on Bus
Louise Jameson
Receptionist
Timothy West
Man in Pub
Prunella Scales
Woman in Pub
Jess Conrad
Piano Player
Tom Conti
Actor
Les Dennis
Man on Street
Noel Edmonds
Man in Shop
Vernon Kay
Plate-Spinning Man
Pat Sharp
Man in Flat
Dennis Waterman
Minding Person
Anita Graham
Jeffrey Holland
Dick Holland
David Janson
Jennifer Hill
Actress
Damien Swaby
Crews
John Luton
Director
Ray Cooney
Writer
Ray Cooney
Director
John Pegg
Editor
Jeremy Zimmermann
Casting
Elle Williams
Art Direction
Phil Richards
Co-Executive Producer
Philippa Breslin
Set Decoration
Graham Fowler
Producer
Vicki Michelle
Executive Producer
Walter Mair
Original Music Composer
Nigel Goldsack
Co-Producer
James Simpson
Producer
Phil Taylor
Co-Executive Producer
Graham Fowler
Director of Photography
Fi Russell
Production Design
Pietro Dalmasso
Foley Editor
Tony Priestley
Costume Design
Graham Daniel
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Deborah Elias
Makeup Designer
Adam Daniel
Sound Re-Recording Mixer